Scott Smitelli

cosmore. A reconstruction of the source code of Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure.

cosmodoc. The semi-complete teardown of Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure.

macOS-Setup. I have erased this MacBook four times today and it's not even lunchtime.

sort_of_face. A Twitter gibberish bot written in PHP. Currently tweeting live at https://twitter.com/sort_of_face

windowbox. Because moblogs aren't hip anymore.

dahua-twilight. Switch Amcrest/Dahua IP cameras from day to night profiles based on local sunrise and sunset times

funbot. A fun HipChat bot, extensible via plugins.

salt. The Salt states that underpin... well... pretty much everything.

twanslationparty. Takes tweets stored in a twitstash database and reposts them in hilariously corrupted English.

leroux-cache. A cache object that *actually* deletes the least-recently-used items.

twitstash. Keeps a copy of a user's tweets in a MySQL database.

scottsmitelli.com. My personal website, hosted at scottsmitelli.com.

langolier. Nothing good ever came from a ten-year-old tweet.

scrapers. So you'd like to violate some terms of service?

sodasrv-client. The serial port reader and client scripts for Sodasrv

js-hom. Something approximating Vanilla Doom's Hall-of-Mirrors shimmer in JavaScript

c8r. A lossy text compression/decompression suite based on alphanumeric acronyms

scottfiles. Scott's Dotfiles

sodasrv. The web service and frontend for Sodasrv

tf. I got tired of hand-editing 120+ DNS records.

windowbox-barker. A bridge to post new Windowbox posts to Twitter.

gallery2. Fork of the Gallery2 project that I keep for my own selfish and misguided reasons

cardset. Tool to convert a Google Sheets document into a print-and-play card game PDF

envoi. Converts YAML invoice data into reasonably well-formatted PDFs.

triggerandfreewheel.com. The CMS I wrote in 2011 to support the Trigger and Freewheel site.

myautodump. Making MySQL backups suck a little less.

isthatcompanyreal.com. Your one-stop shop for determining whether or not a company is real.

docroute. A dynamic CMS for mostly-static content.

internetstapler.com. A stapler for our internet age.

dum. A damn unfinished MUD.

dyn-o-mite. Because dyn.com became jerks.